i don’t update anymore haha wish i did though
thepoetrycollection:
“Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently”
Raul Gutierrez
Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet…
askinnyblackman:
Faith in humanity: minus one million
rach-o:
jeeeorgiaaa:
A 9 year old boy - who built an elaborate cardboard arcade inside his dad’s used auto part store - is about to have the best day of his life.
Just seeing this little boy not giving up and is very hopeful for his arcade is very motivating and touching. Seeing this little boys smile when he sees all of those people at his arcade, just makes me tear up :’)
He is too cute. omfg.
so i can’t afford college and i’m fucked
Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
I’m starting to think that most guys are just the same
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i'm allison, i'm eighteen and i'm pure fucking jersey.
i curse too much and i spend too much time doing hoodrat things i shouldn't and assuming i'll always get away with them.
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